Joke of the Day

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John and Martha had become parents for the first time.

One day, Martha had to go out for some shopping and John volunteered to stay at home and look after the baby.

Soon after Martha left, the baby started to cry. John did everything to pacify the baby, but the little boy would just not stop crying.

John got really worried and decided to take the baby to a doctor.

After the doctor listened carefully to all that John had to say, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.

When he opened the diaper, he found it was indeed full.

“Here’s the problem,” the good doctor explained. “He just needs to be changed.”

John who was visibly confused remarked, “But the diaper package particularly says it’s good for up to 10 pounds!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).