Joke of the Day

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Amy was interested in learning how to sky dive. She approached an instructor and started her training.

The instructor asked her to jump out of the plane and pull her rip cord. He then told her that he would himself jump right behind her so that they would sail down together.

Amy said she was ready to jump. The instructor reminded her that he would be right behind her. Amy jumped from the plane, and after being airborne for a while, pulled the rip cord.

The instructor jumped after her. He pulled his rip cord but there was some snag and the parachute did not open.

The instructor, furiously tried to open his parachute and while trying to do so, rushed past Amy.

Amy seeing this, undid the straps to her parachute and shouted, “So you are in the mood to race, huh?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).