Joke of the Day

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We can all agree that in 2015, not a single person got the answer correct to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”

So, if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

If you can’t think of a word say, “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual, instead of an idiot.

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

CORONACOASTER noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 47, my humor suggests I’m 13, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).