Joke of the Day

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My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her
pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help
out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about
it and I would call her back.

Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was
lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real
reason my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail
so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the $300.00
because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her
to come and get the money. A couple of hours later, I get a call from
the county jail. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I
gave her counterfeit money.

My response … so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof
for his birthday!

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).