A professor stood before his class of senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. read more
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. read more
A young blond woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’
‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. read more
Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life had not been anything to brag about either. read more
Son: What’s in that German beer mug on the mantel. read more
A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill the greeter opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know of?”
The first man replied, “A thought. It just pops into your head. There’s no warning.” read more
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall.
The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” read more
Hang on to any of the new Minnesota Quarters you may acquire. They may be worth much more than 25 cents! read more