Snoop Dogg’s Trump Song Isn’t Disturbing but a Parade Float Is

by: the Common Constitutionalist

In July, the piece of crap, drug using and women abusing rapper Snoop Dogg posted an anti-Trump video on his Instagram account. The “song,” and I use the word “song” in the loosest of terms, I guess is called F**k Donald Trump.

The lyrics are very catchy and must have taken him…say…30 seconds to write, as every other word is “yeah N**ger, or F**k Donald Trump.

I’m going to go way out on a limb and conclude Mr. Dogg doesn’t care much for Donald Trump.

After forcing myself to watch about 15 seconds of his masterpiece-of-crap, I proceeded to the nearest search engine to look for the appropriate backlash from every major news outlet in the land, decrying the caustic and racist nature of the “song,” and defending the Trumpster.

I thought surely, despite their misgivings with The Donald, all the major news outlets would join in to condemn such a hate-filled song.

Sooprise – Sooprise! Scrolling through two or three full pages in Google search, I found not a single posting by CNN, the Washington or Huffington Post, NYT, Salon – nobody. read more

I Now Support Barack, Because He Mad Cool, Yo

by: the Common Constitutionalist

Have you heard? Snoop Dogg is no longer Snoop Dogg. Now he’s Snoop Lion.

Snoop (Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. when he’s at home) announced the name change during a press conference in New York, recounting a sort of spiritual  awakening he had while he was in Jamaica to recording with Diplo (or is it Dipstick):

“I want to bury Snoop Dogg (not a bad idea), and become Snoop Lion. I  didn’t know that until I went to the temple, where the High Priest asked me what my name was, and I  said, ‘Snoop Dogg.’ And he looked me in  my eyes and said, ‘No more. You are the  light; you are the lion.’ From  that moment on, it’s like I had started to  understand why I was there. […] “I have always said I was Bob Marley  reincarnated. I feel I have always  been a Rastafari. I just didn’t have my  third eye open, but its wide  open right now.”

No doubt the guy was the High Priest of ganja-mon.

Seriously, now that Snoop has been blessed by a Rasta Priest, he should have much more political credibility. And Lions are revered far more than mere doggs. He’s like the King of the urban jungle.

So when Snoop Lion publishes a contemplative instagram concisely stating why he will not be voting for Mitt Romney, we know it is both thoughtful and well constructed.

Here is the Lion’s post. The DNC should consider adding it to their platform:

Now that the Lion is Rasta, I’m surprised he didn’t call Mitt a “Blood Clot”. He could transpose number 6 or 1o, since they are the same.

I have learned some from the above list. I had no idea that a black nigga is cooler than a white nigga. Thanks for heads up, Mr. Lion.

I do however, have to disagree with one point. From the look of both Snoop and Barack, it seems plain to me that neither could beat down anyone. It appears that a stiff wind could blow them over . Maybe that was just the Ganja talking. Inhaled courage.

Other than that, I think is a well thought out and intentioned piece.

After reading this rather compelling list, I think I’m going to change my position and support Barack. Anyone who has sniffed Beyonce has my vote. And whom, in their right mind, would vote for man with no hoes. I mean…come on!