by: the Common Constitutionalist
Breaking News: There’s been a Messiah sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. I haven’t seen it, but I guess it must be the second coming of Jesus Christ or something.
Oh wait… It’s even better. Better than Jesus you say? What could be better than him? What could be more heralded or ballyhooed?
Oh that’s right… It’s Michael Sam, who just signed to play on America’s team and now the world’s team, the Dallas Cowboys.
With much pomp and circumstance, complete with a welcoming committee and press conference, Michael Sam signed with Cowboys as a “Practice Squad Player”.
I’m certain this is the first time in history anyone has ever had a press conference for a “Practice Squad Player”.