Kiddie Cleanup

An enterprising designer has come up with a unique way to get children involved with the housework: by turning crawling babies into cleaning machines.

The entrepreneur has combined the traditional  ‘onesie’ babygro with specially designed mop heads fixed to the arms and legs which enable babies to polish the floor as they learn to crawl.

The $40 Baby Mop is the brainchild of U.S. website BetterThanPants.com and was inspired by a spoof Japanese advert of a similar invention.

Ingenious: The £25 Baby Mop allows children to clean the floor as they learn to crawl The $40 Baby Mop allows children to clean the  floor as they learn to crawl

In their blurb for the novelty product the writers on the website joke the outfit will ‘teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life’ while helping to educate them not to drop food on the floor.

They go on to say that the baby ‘will get a  nice workout, burn off energy, and do muscle toning. And sleep better too.’

Mike Parker from BetterThanPants.com said: ‘We have sold about 100 in just one month since adding it to our site.

‘So far all the feedback from customers has been very positive, however we get some negative emails surrounding the idea of the actual product.

Novelty: The suit, on sale on U.S website BetterThanPants.com, was inspired by a spoof Japanese advert of a similar invention - though this one is 'all real' say its vendorsThe suit, on sale on U.S website BetterThanPants.com, was inspired by a spoof Japanese advert of a similar  invention – though this one is ‘all real’ say its vendors
Help at home: In their blurb for the babygro the firm jokes that the outfit will teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life

‘It’s made from microfiber mop material attached directly to the baby clothes. We use the full “footie-type”  pyjamas.’

‘The idea formed to make the actual product  from a Japanese commercial on the web.’

‘I believe the idea was submitted as part of a contest on ridiculous inventions in Japan but was never actually sold anywhere.’

‘But this is the real deal, it’s a legit product and is proving very, very popular.’

Shoppers visiting the site have reacted with good humor, saying they love the product – with one jokingly suggesting wetting the mop to make the baby more efficient.

‘I love these,’ said one. ‘All my kids wear them and my floors are very clean by the end of the day. They aren’t spotless  since the mops aren’t wet and can’t clean up dried-up liquids. You can experiment with spraying the kids with water when they crawl to see if that helps.’

‘Personally I feel silly doing that but I’m sure some people will try it.’

‘I cannot wait to order mine,’  said another. ‘I have hardwood floors and a chronic pain condition that makes it difficult to bend over for long periods of time. Baby Mop could greatly improve  my quality of life!’

Reaction: Hilarious comments left by users on the betterthanpants.com website where the babygro is on saleHilarious comments left by users on the  betterthanpants.com website where the babygro is on sale

Attribution: Deborah Arthurs

Joke of the Day

A 4-year-old, Sammy was asked to give thanks before Sunday dinner? The family members bowed their heads in expectation, and he began his prayer:

“Thank you God for all my friends: Joey, an’ Susan, an’ Billy, an’ Tommy,” and on and on he went, naming each friend one by one.

Next he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.

Finally he got to the food.

“Thank you God for the turkey, an’ the dressing, an’ the fruit salad, an’ the pies, an’ the Cool Whip…”

And then he paused.

The pause was quite long and all eyes were focused on young Sammy with his head still bowed in prayer.

Finally as his Father was about to interject an “Amen”, Sammy looked up at his mother and asked, “If I thank God for the brussel sprouts, won’t he know that I’m lying?”