Joke of the Day

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. read more

Joke of the Day

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” said the wife. read more

Joke of the Day

An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?”

The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded, “I have never seen
anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.” read more