Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time.

Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. read more

The computer in my elementary school classroom recently started acting up.

After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. ‘Your hard drive crashed,’ he said. read more

An old Native American chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two government officials sent to interview him.

“Chief Two Eagles” said one official, “You have observed the white man for over 75 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement. read more

A guy goes to the doctor to get his lab results.

The doctor informs him he’s got good news and bad news.

So, the guy braces and gets the bad news first. read more

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

“How do I get him to sing?” the young man asked excitedly.

“Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet,” was the shop owner’s reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot’s left foot. Chet began to sing: “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!” read more

A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving.

He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. read more

A Guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get out. read more

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those must be deer tracks”! read more

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for
retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those
two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of
his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
out with a bonus of $72,000. read more