Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner.

Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned. read more

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.

They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more!” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. “More!” he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control. read more

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. read more

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.

Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight.

However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. read more

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

“I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” read more

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degrees east.”

The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” read more

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently.

I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries.

I decided to give them a try.

I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. read more

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: ‘Father …. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.’

The priest replied: ‘That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.’ read more

The latest poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem: read more

The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!”

“That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about THIS one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts. read more