A lady was complaining to her husband about remodeling her kitchen. “You
have been telling me you were going to get me new cabinets for ten
years!” said the wife.
An art connoisseur passed a little grocery store in New York when he
noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The
cat was mangy with one ear half chewed off and clumps of fur missing.
What really caught the collectors eye was the bowl the kitten was
drinking from. It was a rare antique worth thousands. He walks in the
store and offers $20 for the cat.
“He’s not for sale,” says the store owner.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how, after the worship service, he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend.
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them.
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.