Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

A Democrat walks into a bar and asks, “What’s the most popular drink?”

The bartender replies, “A Russian Collusion!” read more

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”

“Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent. “The stork brought you to us.”

“Ohh…” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. read more

The School teacher sent home a note with her student. read more

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. read more

A traveling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye.

In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. read more

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson.

‘Maybe a video or something educational?’ I asked. read more

A state trooper pulled a car over for speeding.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the local children’s hospital. He didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. read more

Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

He said, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.” read more

A little boy opened the big Bible.

He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.

He picked up the object and looked at it. read more

A small boy stunned his parents after Sunday School when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. read more