Joke of the Day

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”

“Absolutely,” the lawyer responded. read more

Joke of the Day

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.

The manager went to the first applicant and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.” read more

Joke of the Day

A new girl called Carly came to Jimmy’s school.

Jimmy really fancied her, but was already going out with Lorraine.

Some time later he heard that Lorraine’s family were moving away.

On her leaving day he went to see her off.

On his way home, he was singing to himself: “I can see Carly now, Lorraine has gone.”