Joke of the Day

A white-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.

“I’d like to apply for the job,” he said. “I was a Navy F-8 pilot. I learned to play the piano at Officers’ Club happy hours, so here I am.”

The barkeep wasn’t too sure about this doubtful looking, old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try. read more

Joke of the Day

A young traveling salesman is approached by his manager in regards​ to
taking over a sales route in Asia, while the regular salesman has some
minor surgery.

He agrees, as he has heard a lot about Oriental women and wants to
discover for himself if what he has heard is true. So off he goes and he
has a wonderful time over there. He is out making the rounds of the
clubs every night and succeeds in finding a number of compliant young
ladies to help him with his research. He returns home to the States
after a month of this, exhausted, but happy.

Then one morning about two weeks after he returns, he wakes up with a
strange sensation in his groin. He lifts the covers, looks down and is
horrified to see that Mr. Stiffy is covered with purple and yellow
bumps. He immediately goes to the doctor, and once he is alone with him
on his office, he drops his pants and says, “Hey Doc, check this out.” read more