A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids.
He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What would happened if this does not work?’
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
A Catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotions.
“What do you have to look forward to in terms of being promoted?” asked the rabbi.
“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the rabbi.
“Well, next I can become a bishop.”