An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
In a University classroom recently, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States .
It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.
He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on.
The other man came along behind and filled in the hole.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered.