A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
Three convicts were on the way to prison.
They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time whilst stuck behind bars.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?”
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making.
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8 or $9 a day.