Five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex:
1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.
Ron and John had started with only a thousand dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people and the two executives lived like princes.
A man was lost in the desert for days and days and days and was crawling on his hands and knees. He had heat stroke, sun stroke, everything stroke and in a few minutes, he would be dead.
Martin took his wife and mother-in-law on a pilgrimage to a holy land. The mother-in-law suddenly had a heart attack and died there. The undertaker told Martin that they can ship the body to their home for five thousand dollars. Alternatively, they could bury her there itself for five hundred. What would it be?