A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
A Catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotions.
“What do you have to look forward to in terms of being promoted?” asked the rabbi.
“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the rabbi.
“Well, next I can become a bishop.”
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.
The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.