A guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping that they will think the rabbit died of natural causes.
In a small town, two brothers were the terror of their neighborhood. If windows were broke out, they did it. If a mysterious grass fire was started, they did it. If someone’s flowers were stomped on, they did it. Everything bad that happened in that town could be traced back to those two hell raisers. Nothing their mother would do could control them.
In exasperation, their mother asked the preacher at her church if he knew of any way to calm these two boys down.
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.