Two old men, close to their last days, decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.”
“These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won’t know the difference.”