Joke of the Day

Have you met the family of Vincent van Gogh?

..His dizzy aunt … Verti Gogh

..The brother who ate prunes … Gotta Gogh

..The brother who worked at a convenience store … Stop N Gogh

..The grandfather from Yugoslavia … U Gogh

..His magician uncle … Where-diddy Gogh

..His Hispanic cousin … A Mee Gogh read more

Joke of the Day

A Catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotions.

“What do you have to look forward to in terms of being promoted?” asked the rabbi.

“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest.

“Yes, and then what?” asked the rabbi.

“Well, next I can become a bishop.”

“Yes, and then?” read more

Joke of the Day

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.

They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more!” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. “More!” he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control. read more