Joke of the Day

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
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Joke of the Day

A mother hurried to the pharmacy to get medication. She got back to her
car and found that she had locked her keys inside her car.

By chance, the woman found an old coat hanger left on the ground. She
looked at it and said, “I don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her
head and asked God to send her some help. read more

Joke of the Day

Some friars needed to raise more money for books for the school, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.

He asked the good brothers to close down, but they would not. read more

Joke of the Day

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.”Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?””I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”

When the waiter came by, Al said, “Are there any Chinese Jews?””I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen. read more