Joke of the Day

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least.

After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.

“I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. read more

Joke of the Day

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother  told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the
broom.

The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t  want to go out there. It’s dark.”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have  to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out
there.  He’ll look after you and protect you.” read more

Joke of the Day

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in  London. 

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off  the radio because as decreed by his religious  teaching, he must not listen to music because in  the time of the prophet there was no music,  especially Western music which is the music of  the infidel.  read more

Joke of the Day

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send three astronauts to space for 2 years.

NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each.

The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes.

Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. read more

Joke of the Day

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal.

She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. read more

Joke of the Day

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box, opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later they came out again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house they went. read more

Joke of the Day

A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope.

After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, “Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer.

You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?”

The Pope considers for a moment, and says, “I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back to you.” read more