Joke of the Day

Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new  saw to help clear his heavily timbered property.

A salesman showed him  the latest model chain saw and assured him that he could easily cut  three or four cords of wood per day with it.

But the first day, Bubba barely cut one cord of wood.

The second morning  he arose an hour earlier and managed to cut a little over one cord. read more

Joke of the Day

General Amalgamated Industries, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?” A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

read more

Joke of the Day

After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided to conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills (or lack thereof), he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man announced that he was there to apply for the bellringer’s job.

The bishop was incredulous. “You have no arms!”

“No matter,” said the man, “observe!”

read more

Joke of the Day

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.  He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he hears,
Ribbit 9 Iron.’
The man looks around and doesn’t
see anyone.Again, he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ He looks at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. read more

Joke of the Day

Canadian geese are known to fly in a “V” shaped as they migrate across the county.
The lead goose in the “V” cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind him.
As that lead goose becomes tired, he will drop off and join one of the sides and a new lead goose will take over.
This is done several times as they are flying long distances.
So if you look up in the sky and see a “V” shape of geese and one side is longer than the other, do you know what that means?
A:(There are more geese on that side)

Joke of the Day

“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
 
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess.
 
I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!!”
 
“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
 
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

Joke of the Day

A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think your should do it because you get up first.”
He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is.
I think you should make the coffee.” “No way,” she says. “You should do it. The Bible even says so.”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and point to the appropriate section: “Hebrews”

Joke of the Day

Little Johnny and a friend were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.
“What’s it for?’ his friend asked. “I don’t know,” little Johnny replied.
“I think you stand on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my Mom and Dad.”