Joke of the Day

A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope.

After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, “Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer.

You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?”

The Pope considers for a moment, and says, “I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back to you.” read more

Joke of the Day

A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider: “One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters” so the Taliban angrily sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers.

After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again.

“One American solider is better then 100 Taliban fighters” So the Taliban sends over 100 of his highest ranked soldiers sure of victory.

After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again.

“One American solider is better then 1000 Taliban fighters”   So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune.

After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over.

The Taliban, now wondering what happened goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says “don’t send anymore men. It’s really a trap. There are really two of them!”

Joke of the Day

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles.

The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. read more

Joke of the Day

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He’s Dead

Brother 1: He’s Dead! What do you mean He’s Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn’t you think of a nicer way to tell me! I’m leaving in 3 days.

You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something.

Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down. read more