Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 85?’ read more

One day, a first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

She came to the part where Chicken Little was warning the farmer. read more

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: read more

“I’m sorry doctor, I know this is unusual but I seem to have a lettuce stuck in my bottom!” read more

A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank…

Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me
rob this bank?” read more

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.”

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. read more

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. read more