Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. read more

There was a blonde. She had never been horseback riding and decided to try, even though she had no prior experience.

So the blonde gracefully mounted the horse.

The horse started off at an easy gallop,the blonde thought she was doing quite well. read more

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife henpeck you! Go home and show her you are the boss!”

Of course, the husband takes the doctor’s advice. read more

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, and then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them. read more

Secretary: “Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!”

Party Chairman: “Thank you! But what is the noise on the streets?” read more

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.

“Dad!” he puffed, “Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” read more

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: “I haven’t finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: “Sure, no problem.” read more

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

“We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.”

“Well, tell me!” the man said.

The policeman said: “We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” read more

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. read more