Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the IRS.

She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. read more

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl… read more

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood.

She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” read more

An absent-minded academic had just moved to a new house further along the same street. All too aware of his tendency to forget things, his wife took the precaution of writing down the new address on a piece of paper before he set off for work that morning. read more

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. read more

The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” read more

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70. read more

Nineteen Rednecks go to the cinema. read more

FOR SALE:

I’m selling my white privilege card. It’s about 74 years old but is in mint condition. It has never been used, not even one time. read more

Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. read more