Joke of the Day

A rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a ten foot, man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in with it.” read more

Football Joke of the Day

It’s November 2023 and the United States has just elected a woman from Alabama as the President of the United States.

A few days after the election, the president-elect called her father in Birmingham and asks, “So, Daddy, I assume you and Mommy will be coming to my inauguration?”

“I don’t think so. It’s such a long drive, your mom isn’t as young as she used to be, we’ll have the dog with us and my arthritis is acting up in my knee.”

“Don’t worry about it, Daddy, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you back home after the ceremony. A limousine will pick you up and drop you off at your front door,” she said.

“I don’t know. Everybody will be dressed so fancy. What would your mother wear?” read more