Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces. read more

Taylor, an attorney, was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. read more

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … with a big pause …… cola.” read more

I picked up a hitch-hiker. He seemed like a nice guy. read more

I told him, “It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up.” read more

On my first day as a Crime Scene Investigator, a detective asked, “How did this man drown?” read more

Husband: “Why do you keep buying plants when you just end up killing them?” read more

Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner called the police to tell them the causes of death.

First body: “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,” said the coroner. read more

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So … what’ll it be?” read more

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding …

Older woman: “Is there a problem, officer?”

Officer: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”

Older woman: “Oh, I see.”

Officer: “Can I see your license, please?” read more