Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

Two friends met on the street after not having seen each other for some time, One of them was on crutches.

“Hello!” said the other man. “Why are you on crutches?” read more

Bill: “Jack, you look like you not doing well?”

Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): “I ain’t been ill. It’s the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body.” read more

A man who loved the color yellow, had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas.

One day he got sick. One of his symptoms was … You guessed it … yellow jaundice. read more

The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000!” read more

My uncle was crushed by a piano…. read more

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home.

Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years.”

The older gentleman laughs, “That’s not a concern. At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas.”

Maury and his wife showed up to a very popular restaurant, but it was very crowded. Mrs. Maury went up to the hostess and asked, “Will it be long?”

The hostess appeared to ignore her and kept writing in her book. So she asked again, “How much of a wait?” read more

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. read more

“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.

A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss us around all day!” read more

A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door. read more