We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket.
Naturally, we were curious. We asked a waiter why.
‘Sir, as a result of an efficiency study by the management, it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon. Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced.’ read more
There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunette. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunette came up, the man asked “Do you have any last words before you die?”
The brunette said “No.”
Then the man said, “Ok. Ready, aime…”
Then before the man could finish the brunette yelled, “Earthquake!!” Then everyone ran and she escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said, “Do you have any last words before you die?” read more
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. read more
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she’s ever had.
After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. read more
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
“Are you sure”, the distraught woman asked? “He was a great family pet. Isn’t there anything else you can do?” read more
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. read more
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner, people.” read more
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” read more
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment.
She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. read more
