More Simple Home Remedies
And again – if you try these at home, you’re a moron!
1. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough at all.
2. You only need two tools in life … WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape. read more
Simple Home Remedies and More
And if you try these at home, you’re a moron!
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. read more
If you answer the phone with, “Hello, you’re on the air,” most telemarketers will quickly hang up!
That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly tun into a karate master.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like, “East.” read more
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. read more
If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
When you ask me what I’m doing today and I say, “Nothing.” It does not mean I am free. It means, I am doing nothing. read more
An elderly couple goes to their doctor to ask what they can do to improve their short term memory.
“Forgetfulness is common at your age. Just get into the habit of writing down the things you need to do and then it won’t be so easy to forget,” their physician instructed them.
Later that evening, the couple settles down to watch some TV when the husband gets up from his chair and starts to leave the room.
“Where are you going?” his wife asks. read more
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. read more
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” read more
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. read more
