Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other.

One says to the other, “Are you all right?” read more

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support… read more

Rule for Housekeeping

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

Never make fried chicken in the nude.

To hang up more clothes, buy bigger door knobs or another exercise machine. read more

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?

The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater?” read more

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “when did you bag him?” read more

A couple of young fellas were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush’s jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. read more

“You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. read more

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder.

As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” [Turn from your sin]

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. read more

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips.

After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests that they have a word. read more