Joke of the Day

We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket.

Naturally, we were curious. We asked a waiter why.

‘Sir, as a result of an efficiency study by the management, it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon. Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced.’ read more

Joke of the Day

There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunette. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunette came up, the man asked “Do you have any last words before you die?”
The brunette said “No.”

Then the man said, “Ok. Ready, aime…”

Then before the man could finish the brunette yelled, “Earthquake!!” Then everyone ran and she escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said, “Do you have any last words before you die?” read more

Joke of the Day

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. read more

Joke of the Day

A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.

“Are you sure”, the distraught woman asked? “He was a great family pet. Isn’t there anything else you can do?” read more

Joke of the Day

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner, people.” read more