Tag Archives: Joke of the Day

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” read more

Tech: “Hello, this is tech support. What can I help you with today?”

User: (describes problem) read more

A 4 year old boy was asked to give thanks before a big dinner.

The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. read more

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.

I heard him mutter, “How did you get yourself into this?” read more

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice.

One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high school principal. read more

John: Do you know how big the world’s biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches read more

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. read more

One time, my doctor diagnosed me with pneumonia and I was admitted to the hospital.

There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came into my room, she would talk to me as if I was a little child. She would say, in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?” Or, “Are we ready for our bath?” Or, “Are we hungry?” read more

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss.

One day I was in the break room with another manager. read more

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly. read more