Joke of the Day

A young man wants to ask a young woman to prom and he really likes her so he goes all out.

He goes to the florist to buy some flowers, but the line is out the door. He thinks, “That’s okay, she’s worth it,” and waits an hour in the flower line.

Next he goes to the candy store to get some really nice chocolates and again, the line is absurdly long. Again he thinks, “That’s okay, I’ll wait,” and waits an hour in the chocolate line. read more

Joke of the Day

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price … the sheerer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. read more

Joke of the Day

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. read more

Joke of the Day

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.

But that’s not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close. read more

Joke of the Day

A physician at the mental hospital determined it was time to release his best patient. The young man had been in analysis for a decade.

The patients family showed up for the big day, blue skies and sunshine, smiles all around.

The mood was broken by the sound of a lady’s scream, “My birds have escaped, they’re in that tree.” read more