Joke of the Day

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how, after the worship service, he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the
church building.

Therefore, he was slightly annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. read more

Joke of the Day

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend.

The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. read more

Joke of the Day

Positive Attitude!

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. read more

Joke of the Day

In a city church located near you one Sunday morning, a preacher said,
“Anyone with ‘special needs” who wants to be prayed over, please come
forward to the front by the altar.”

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher
asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?” read more

Joke of the Day

There was an evangelist who went from town to town and preached from a tent. In one particular town he was preaching and asked anyone with any physical problem to come forward.

With that, two men came forward, one was walking with crutches and the other appeared to be okay. The preacher asked what could he do for them. The first one, George spoke and said, “I would like to walk unassisted.” read more