During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow.
The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. read more
“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
“Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery” read more
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. read more
My second-grade student came running up to me, whining. “Look what Robert stuck on my back!”
It was a sticky note with the words “Kick me, I’m stupid” written on it. read more
An elderly couple were standing on the stern of a cruise ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. read more
One afternoon there was a group of tourists on tour going through an ancient castle in Europe.
They were accompanied by a tour guide. read more
A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.
“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.” read more
