by: the Common Constitutionalist
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Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are standing on a street corner waiting for a bus. As the bus approaches, Obama grabs Hillary and tosses her out on to the street, where she is then run over by the oncoming bus.
Of course this would never happen – literally. Neither Obama nor Clinton would ever be caught dead on a bus. Under it – yes, but not in one.
Naturally I’m kidding about Barack tossing Hillary under the bus. He has not the strength to do so. Again – kidding. These are the jokes. I’m here all night.
But seriously – it does appear that Obama has figuratively thrown her highness under the bus, again, for her ever-growing email scandal. I say again, for this isn’t the first time the president has done so.