The Magic Green Hat

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The other day a guy needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, he put on his MAGIC GREEN HAT. When he went into the E.R., He noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

He guessed they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off his waiting time.

Here’s the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved him 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, he had his choice of any machine, most still running.

But… don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew will get up and leave and you’ll never got your order!

Attribution: Greg, Bev

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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