The other day a guy needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, he put on his MAGIC GREEN HAT. When he went into the E.R., He noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
He guessed they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off his waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved him 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, he had his choice of any machine, most still running.
But… don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew will get up and leave and you’ll never got your order!
Attribution: Greg, Bev