Oooh, SNAP!

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Let the jobs flow. Obama’s AG Secretary Tom Vilsack Has discovered a new stimulus. As if unemployment checks didn’t stimulate the economy enough. Now foodstamps or SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) will add even more jobs? Fantastic! (Definition of fantastic: conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre). Sounds apropos.

You know those kiosks in the mall that sell sunglasses & jewelry. I say we have foodstamp kiosks. If you’re unemployed, all the better. At the kiosk you will receive foodstamps & a universal, government approved job application. The applications will, of course, be in 97 different languages. Wouldn’t want to discriminate. Fill out the application & take it & the foodstamps to a store that accepts them. Use the foodstamps to purchase whatever you need & hand them the application. They will be so overwhelmed with the additional workload, they’ll hire you on the spot. Easy peasy.

Oh, I forgot. Think of all the extra government jobs created by people having to man the kiosks. Just keeps getting better. We’re on the road to fat city!

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).