Let the jobs flow. Obama’s AG Secretary Tom Vilsack Has discovered a new stimulus. As if unemployment checks didn’t stimulate the economy enough. Now foodstamps or SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) will add even more jobs? Fantastic! (Definition of fantastic: conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre). Sounds apropos.
You know those kiosks in the mall that sell sunglasses & jewelry. I say we have foodstamp kiosks. If you’re unemployed, all the better. At the kiosk you will receive foodstamps & a universal, government approved job application. The applications will, of course, be in 97 different languages. Wouldn’t want to discriminate. Fill out the application & take it & the foodstamps to a store that accepts them. Use the foodstamps to purchase whatever you need & hand them the application. They will be so overwhelmed with the additional workload, they’ll hire you on the spot. Easy peasy.
Oh, I forgot. Think of all the extra government jobs created by people having to man the kiosks. Just keeps getting better. We’re on the road to fat city!