Joke of the Day

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There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain
Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told
The first mate that his men smelled bad…The Captain suggested perhaps it would
Help if the sailors would change underwear
The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir,
I’ll see to it immediately!”

The first mate went straight to the sailors
Berth deck and announced, “The Captain
Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you
To change your underwear.”

He continued,
“Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,
And Brown, you change with Schultz.”THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise
But don’t count on things smelling any better.
Attribution: Bev, Pat

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).