One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.
Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.
They read about the “Fountain of Youth” claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there. They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because . . .
Here they are today, Elixir in hand…
No . . . This is TRUE! Really! Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this miracle panacea available at an incredibly low price of just
$1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously . . . HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
“Democratic National Committee To Re-Elect Obama”
(You can trust us; we would NEVER lie to you!)