Joke du Jour

Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.”
“All right. How long do you need them?”

The customer paused for a moment and said, “I’d better go check.”

After a while, he returned to the office and said, –
“A long time. We’re gonna build a house…”

Freedom’s Breaking out Everywhere

So, let’s see. We have the sudden yearning for freedom & democracy spreading across the Middle East. It started in Tunisia, North Africa. Egypt has fallen, now Libya. Who’s next, maybe Syria or Jordan? Turkey is on a path to the dark side (pro Iran). Do not forget about Saudi Arabia!

But where is the democracy? Theocracy rhymes with democracy. I guess that’s close enough. There is one that is sure not to be toppled. Yep, Iran. Why? Because it was already toppled during the Carter administration. Iran will lead in the ushering in of the New Caliphate.(Click on Map for exploded view)

Now we find Egypt has a Nazi party? How odd. What could they possibly have in common? The Moslems & the Nazis. Hmmmmmmmmm. Couldn’t be the destruction of Israel & the killing of all the Jews, could it? Jerusalem is important to the Caliphate.

The Islamic countries of the Middle East have had strong ties to both fascism & Marxism since before WWII. Egypt’s Nasser even received the honors of “Hero of the Soviet Union and the Order of Lenin”.

Bruce Walker of the New American writes, ”The affinity of Arab nationalists and radical Muslims to the siblings of Nazism and Bolshevism ought to surprise no one. Hitler deeply admired Islam. The Muslim polymath known as al-Mashriqi met with Hitler in 1926, long before the Nazi Party was powerful or Hitler was particularly well-known. In a letter, al-Mashriqi described this visit: “I was astounded when he [Hitler] told me that he knew about my [book] Tazkirah. The news flabbergasted me … I found him very congenial and piercing. He discussed Islamic Jihad with me in details” and nine years later, in 1935, al-Mashriqi noted “the success of the Nazi movement, simply by following the shining guidance of the Holy Koran.”

Before the Second World War began, the Nazis published a book entitled All-Islam: World Power of Tomorrow.

Arthur Stuart Duncan Jones, The Dean of Chichester, writing in 1938, also describes National Socialism, as, “like Mohammedanism, “adding,” The Nazi religion is a religion of blind obedience. Ultimately National Socialism must be sterile, like Mohammedanism.

None of these current or historic events mean a thing without keeping in mind the big picture. They just add some perspective. The ultimate end-game is the New Caliphate. To achieve this the radicals, led by Iran, still need Jerusalem & Mecca. I said not to forget Saudi. In the end these uprisings & skirmishes are just cogs in the grand Islamic machine.

Arab Spring(s) Again

Well, here we go again. Another evil Dictator appears to have been toppled and just like Egypt, it may turn out similarly. By similarly, I mean probably worse. Already a draft of a new Constitution has turned up. According to Part 1, Article 1 of the alleged draft: “Islam is the Religion of the State, and the principal source of legislation is Islamic Jurisprudence (Sharia).” Great news! Separation of Church & State anyone? It is only a draft & may not be authentic but it sounds scary enough. It was released rather quickly which leads me to believe it wasn’t just written & may not have been written by Libyans. The work of the Moslem Brotherhood perhaps? Or maybe another radical group just happened to have a spare constitutional draft lying around. Happens to me all the time. Where did I put that radical moslem draft? I just had it.

My prediction. Just like Egypt, this will be hailed by the press & other dopes as a wonderful thing. Getting rid of the charming Colonel was a wonderful thing. What he will be replaced with will NOT be wonderful. Mark my words. It won’t turn out well in Egypt nor will it here. The whole PC world will pat itself on its collective backs for assisting in this revolution & then leave behind the poor oppressed Egyptians & Libyans to suffer even more. Hooray for us!

Joke of the Day (not really a joke, just funny)

The Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

POW Camp Discovery


When word reached Camp Lawton that the Union army of Gen. William T. Sherman was approaching, the prison camp’s Confederate officers rounded up their thousands of Union army POWs for a swift evacuation – leaving behind rings, buckles, coins and other keepsakes that would remain undisturbed for nearly 150 years.

Outside of scholars and Civil War buffs, few people have heard of the Confederacy’s Camp Lawton, which replaced the infamous and overcrowded Andersonville prison in fall 1864.

In its six weeks’ existence, between 725 and 1,330 men died at the prison camp. The 42-acre stockade held about 10,000 men before it was hastily closed when Union forces approached.

Camp Lawton’s obscurity helped it remain undisturbed all these years. There are no photos of Lawton and few visual stockade details, although a Union mapmaker painted some important watercolors of the prison. He also kept a 5,000-page journal that detailed the misery at Camp Lawton, which was built to hold up to 40,000 prisoners.

Last year a Georgia Southern archaeology student Kevin Chapman seized on an offer by the state Department of Natural Resources to pursue his master’s thesis by looking for evidence of Camp Lawton’s stockade walls on the park grounds. Chapman ended up stunning the pros, uncovering much more than the remains of the stockade’s 15-foot pine posts. “These guys were rousted out in the middle of the night and loaded onto trains, so they didn’t have time to load all this stuff up,” said David Crass, an archaeologist who serves as director of Georgia’s Historic Preservation Division. “Pretty much all they had got left behind. You don’t see these sites often in archaeology.”

Just Imagine

ALERT – Language Warning!
Adam Darski, aka Nergal, of the world renowned death metal band Behemoth was found innocent of charges stemming from a Bible destroying incident on stage at a concert in 2007. Just kidding about the world renowned part, I think (and hope). Anyway, he was charged with offending religious feelings in Warsaw, Poland. Huh? What kind of charge is that? What’s the old saying, the whole sticks & stones thing? That would be like a white man in America being imprisoned for calling a large black woman a water buffalo. How silly. Oh wait… he was. Back at it. The judge ruled that’s Darski’s actions were an “expression of art”.

Now, imagine if you will, that book was not the Bible, but, you guessed it, the Quran. Think you might have heard of this incident before now? You betcha! I don’t know whether the judicial outcome would have been any different. I would hope not, but you know the outrage would be extreme. Death threats against this guy. Worldwide condemnation. The whole nine yards. Because it’s the Bible, nary a mention. I’m just sayin.

Broma del Día

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, ” What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?” The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

“‘Hare Spray’ Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.”

Blague du jour

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”

That Dividing Line

I’ve been hearing recently of possible back-door amnesty being pushed through via a Big Sis (Janet Napolitano) fiat. Those in charge have decided to drastically slow the flow of deportation claiming they will concentrate on the criminals. First off…..WHAT? They are all criminals. If one breaks into my home, he is de facto a criminal. If one breaks into our country, ditto. I have seen first hand population enclaves where not a word of english is uttered, foreign flags flown, etc.. These people are not americans nor do they have any aspirations to become. Thinking more on this topic, I recalled a little something John Wayne recited quite some time ago but still applies today. It’s a simple thing that carries big consequences. The Duke rocks!


One has a choice to be an american or not. Have you ever heard of anyone describing themselves as Ameri-German or Ameri-Cuban, or whatever? I didn’t think so. If you want to become an American, first get here legally, play by the rules, speak english and obey our laws. Otherwise, there’s the door.