There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists on full diclosier of your ailment in a room full of other patients.
A 75-year-old man walked into his doctors office. He entered the crowded waiting room and approached the reception desk.
The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?”
“There’s something wrong with my penis”, he replied.
“Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said.
The Receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.”
“You should have said something like, there is problem with my ear or something and discussed the condition further with the Doctor in private.”
The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.”
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
“And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”
“I can’t pee out of it,” he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.