Jokes of the Day

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How many Optometrists are required to change a light bulb?

Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or…..

 

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

 

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but they have to do it while you’re eating dinner!

 

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!

 

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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