Jokes of the Day

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1)
Bobby Nichols is attending his psychology class at a college in Texas.

His professor asks, “Just to establish some parameters, Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?”

“Sadness,” said Bobby.

“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”

“Elation”, she promptly responds.

“And you, Buford, how about the opposite of woe?”

“I believe that would be giddy up…”

2)

A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.”

The lawyer says “No problem, leave it all to me”.

The man looks somewhat upset … “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest cut, but I’d like to leave a little to my children!

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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