1)
Bobby Nichols is attending his psychology class at a college in Texas.
His professor asks, “Just to
establish some parameters, Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said Bobby.
“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”
“Elation”, she promptly responds.
“And you, Buford, how about the opposite of woe?”
“I believe that would be giddy up…”
2)
A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.”
The lawyer says “No problem, leave it all to me”.
The man looks somewhat upset … “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest cut, but I’d like to leave a little to my children!
