Bobby Nichols is attending his psychology class at a college in Texas.
“Sadness,” said Bobby.
“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”
“Elation”, she promptly responds.
“And you, Buford, how about the opposite of woe?”
“I believe that would be giddy up…”
The lawyer says “No problem, leave it all to me”.
The man looks somewhat upset … “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest cut, but I’d like to leave a little to my children!