1)
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange.
After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to started to talk about what they were going to have on their tomb stones.
Thomas said the he wasn’t going to have his name put on his tomb stone, instead he was going have “Here lies the body of an honest lawyer!!!” “Why are you going to have that?”, asked his friend.
“Well”, said Thomas, “When people are walking through the cemetery, and they see…Here lies the body of an honest lawyer. They will say “Oh…That’s Strange”.
2)
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says,”I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the lives of the children I taught.
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say … Look, He’s Moving!
i liked those!