Joke of the Day

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A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes.

One boy answered, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it.”

The next little boy said, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and an Asian face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it.”

Then a third boy piped up, “In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams,’OH MY GOD!!!'”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).