A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes.
One boy answered, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it.”
The next little boy said, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and an Asian face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it.”
Then a third boy piped up, “In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams,’OH MY GOD!!!'”