Joke of the Day

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A man comes into work one Monday morning with a black eye.

His co-workers pester him about it until finally he says it happened in
church. “I was sitting right behind this rather hefty lady. We stood up
to sing a hymn and her dress was all bunched up in the crack of her
butt. It looked just awful, so I discreetly reached up and gently tugged
it out. She turned around and hit me.”

The next Monday, he comes in and the other eye is blackened.

Of course his co-workers press him for details. He says it happened in
church again. “I was sitting behind that same lady. We stood for a hymn
and once again her dress was bunched up in her butt. Before I could stop
him, the man next to me reached over and pulled it out. I knew she
didn’t like that, so I quickly tucked it back in!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).