Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei calls Ted Cruz and tells him, “Ted, stay out of office, because last night I had a wonderful dream.
I could see America, the whole beautiful country and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Ted asks.
Ali replies, “United States of Iran.”
Ted says, “You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream.
I could see all of Tehran and it was more beautiful than ever and on each house flew an enormous banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Ali asks.
Ted replies, “I haven’t a clue. I don’t read Hebrew.”