This past Sunday Mary Ellen and Elisabeth went to the 10:30 AM service and the new pastor was long winded and his sermon was quite long.
After the service was finally over, Mary Ellen said to Elisabeth, “The sermon was beautiful don’t you think?”.
Elisabeth replied “Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I’m bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard.”
She continued to say, “You know Mary Ellen at one point during the sermon I thought my butt went to sleep.”
Mary Ellen said, “I know, I heard it snore three times.”