You might be a Redneck Jedi if …
… you ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
… your Jedi robe is camouflage.
… you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
… at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
… you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
… you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
… the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
… Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
… you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
… you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
… your father has ever said to you, “Shoot son, come on over to the dark side … it’ll be a hoot.”
… you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
… you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
… you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
… you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
… you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
… you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood decking.
… you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
… if you hear, “Luke, I am your father … and your uncle.”