Signs that you’re a redneck with a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The Z X C V B N M keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Chevy truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is “Bubba”.
4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There’s a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage
1. The mouse is referred to as the “critter.”