Joke of the Day

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Signs that you’re a redneck with a computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The Z X C V B N M keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Chevy truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is “Bubba”.

4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There’s a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage

1. The mouse is referred to as the “critter.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).