Joke of the Day

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A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his  tests come back normal so the doctor says,  “Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
 Harry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry’s wife. “Mrs. White,” he says, “Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light  goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done,  poof! the light goes off?”

“OH GOOD GRIEF!” Mrs. white exclaims,  “He’s pissing in the fridge again!”

Attribution: Karen

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).