A Tennessee couple … Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis, both bona fide Rednecks, have nine children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.”
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
“Why, after nine children, would you choose to do this?”
Dave replied, “We read an article that said one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican and we didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of us speak Spanish.”