Joke of the Day

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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under
my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time
I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m
going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those
fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you
come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.

“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is
$12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I
ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”

It’s always better to get a second opinion.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).