Joke of the Day

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‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
Your sweetie says
‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’
And you answer:
‘Pick one, I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
A sexy babe catches your fancy …
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
You don’t care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
.. In the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
An ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

and

‘OLD’ IS WHEN …
You are not sure these are jokes!

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).