A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close-up. Get me a better seat and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, “The wife did it.”