Joke of the Day

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A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close-up. Get me a better seat and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, “The wife did it.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).