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Halloween Definitions


Coffin: 
What you do when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat.
  
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
 
Full moon: 
What your repairman reveals when 
he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: 
How you eat the snickers bars 
you got for Halloween.
  
Boogieman: 
Guy who passes time at a 
stoplight picking his nose.
 
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there’s housework 
to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
  
Jack O’ Lantern: 
An Irish Pumpkin.
 
Jack the Ripper: 
What Jack does to his lottery tickets
after losing each week.
  
Mummy: 
Who kisses the boo-boo after
you scrape your knee.
  
Pumpkin Patch: 
What a pumpkin wears when 
trying to quit smoking.
 
Skeleton: 
Any supermodel.
 
Vampire Bat: 
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
 
Zombie: 
What you look like before that 
first cup of morning coffee.
Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).