Joke of the Day

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A zookeeper is ordering new 
animals.

As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.”

That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.”

Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).