Joke of the Day

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What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’? The hotel guess asked the manager. “We didn’t eat any.”

“But the fruit was place in your room every day. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”

“I see,” said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill

“What are you doing”? Sputtered the manager.

“I’m subtracting 50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”

“What? I didn’t kiss your wife.”

“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”

“It’s not my fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).