Joke of the Day

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You are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You ask for high fiber candy only.

8. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. People say: “Great John Kerry Mask,” and you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or …” and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating …

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).