Joke of the Day

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A lady sitting at home got a phone call.

She answered it; a strange sounding man said, “This is the Viper. I am coming.”

the lady was frightened. 5 minutes later she got another phone call the same man replied” This is the Viper. I am almost there.” The lady was terrified.

Another 5 minutes later the phone range again. It was the same man. He said, ” I am coming up now.” The lady was so scared she called the police.

Before the police got there, a man walked in the door with a bucket of water and a window wiper. The man said ” I’m the Viper I come to vash and vipe your vindows!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).