Joke of the Day

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Two blondes were standing in a river, holding fishing poles with the
lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on
their shoulders and says, “Excuse me, ladies. I’d like to see your
fishing licenses.”

“We don’t have any,” replied the first woman.

“Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the game
warden.

“But officer,” replied the second girl, “We aren’t fishing. All we have
are magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the
bottom of the river.”

The game warden lifted up the lines and sure enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I know of no law
against it,” shrugged the game warden, “Take all the debris you want.”
And with that, the game warden left.

As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb fish cop! Doesn’t he know that there are steelheads in this
river?”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).