Once there was this young who discovered a treasure trove.
Amongst the old and valuable things he noticed a worn out lamp.
He rubbed the lamp and out came the genie.
“Yes master, express your wish”, the genie howled.
The man said, “Genie get me a grand villa where I can live happily ever after with my girlfriend”.
The genie looked at the man and said, “Well, if I could make a villa like that, then why the hell do you suppose I live in this stuffy worn out lamp?”