Joke of the Day

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A man and his dog walk into a bar and sit on bar stools.

The man says I want a Bud.

The dog says I want a very dry Martini with three olives.

A guy at a nearby table says to his friend, my gosh –  did you hear that?

The friend says so what –  it’s not that uncommon to want three olives in their Martinis.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).