Joke of the Day

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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at the top of her lungs,

“I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car – NOW!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a
Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down.

She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to
report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a
carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment … make it memorable!

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).