Joke of the Day

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A man went to his local Brain Mart to get a brain to complete a study.

There is a sign in the shop window remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular brain store.

The man begins to question the Brain Mart clerk about the cost of these brains.

“How much does the engineer brain cost?”

“Three dollars an ounce.”

“How much does is the programmer’s brain?’

“Four dollars an ounce.”

“How much for lawyer brain?”

“$1,000 an ounce.”

“Why is lawyer brain so much more?”

“Do you know how many lawyers we had to collect to get one ounce of brain?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).