A man went to his local Brain Mart to get a brain to complete a study.
There is a sign in the shop window remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular brain store.
“How much does the engineer brain cost?”
“Three dollars an ounce.”
“How much does is the programmer’s brain?’
“Four dollars an ounce.”
“How much for lawyer brain?”
“$1,000 an ounce.”
“Why is lawyer brain so much more?”
“Do you know how many lawyers we had to collect to get one ounce of brain?”