Joke of the Day

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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, “Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.”

Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Donnie?”

“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Ronnie replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

“Not exactly,” Donnie says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Cooter’s widow.'”

She said, “You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow!”

Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”

Rednecks are real good at sensitive stuff.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).