Joke of the Day

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Two fellows, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.

The old fellow says to the young feller, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young feller says, “That’s okay, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife also. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old fellow says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”

The young feller says, “Well, she is 29 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, healthy breasts … wearing no bra, long legs and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”

To which the old fellow says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).